A Crumpet Revolution

We believe that the outdoor events world, music festivals in particular, are missing the delights of the humble English crumpet. So, after adding a touch of glamour, sparkle and fun, we've made it our mission to bring about this change.

Our crumpets will be lovingly prepared by the three strumpets and, wherever possible, the toppings will be made using the finest organic, fairtrade and locally sourced ingredients. A diversity of toppings will be offered to cater for all taste buds; sweet or savoury, vegetarian or carnivorous, simple or lavish. We care a lot about the environment and so all our food and drinks are served using disposable biodegradable equipment.

A crumpet is not a crumpet without a delicious hot beverage to accompany it, so we'll be offering the finest freshly ground coffee, a variety of teas, including the very special homemade 'Maria's Tea', and indulgent hot chocolates with chilli and cinnamon or marshmallows and honeycombe. For those who simply need refreshing, there will be a good selection of drinks cool from the fridge.

In addition to our delicious food, 'Strumpets with Crumpets' brings you an experience to remember. Enticed in with warm lighting and the flamboyant decoration of our trailer, you will encounter strumpets ready for banter, whilst gypsy and cabaret style music flow out to those gathered around. An inviting seating area and tongue in cheek strumpet cut- outs to play with will provide a place to eat, rest and be merry... Vive la Revolution!